[Verse 1]
She attracts dark rumours
Travels in blue and other humours
Each time she walks in the room
Brings in much more than you'd assume

[Chorus]
Ooh, I looked in her eyes and through that window I fell
She's my lovely Jezebel
She neglects you and then she ransacks you so very well

[Verse 2]
She suspects your sweet confection
When you talk in contradictions
Then she walks without detection
Overrules all of your objections

[Chorus]
Ooh, I looked in her eyes and through that window I fell
She's my lovely Jezebel

[Bridge]
Man is a miserable ape and a sad pile of sticks
He comes out swinging, gets in a few licks
The longest of drumrolls for the shortest of tricks
[Verse 3]
So she attracts bad intentions
She distracts all of my attention
With her ways and her wild inventions
The facts of life they forgot to mention

[Chorus]
Ooh, I looked in her eyes and down through that window I fell
She's my lovely Jezebel
She neglects you and then ransacks you so very well