Uranium Club
Small Grey Man
[Verse 1]
I wanted to sneak
I wanted to snoop
Scale chateau wall
Dig up diabolical proof
Las Vegas casino
Safe-cracking thief
Surfing with terrorists down at Bondi Beach
But I'm stuck at some other one
No fancy tags in my clothes
The least noticed person
The world's never known
Romeo takes a swallow
I wanna trade sex for information
[Refrain]
Small grey man
Small grey man
Small grey man
[Verse 2]
Seven and seven please, hold the seven
Glasses with no prescriptions
Who's that man?
Did you get his name?
What did he look likе?
Small and grey
[Refrain]
Small grey man
Small grey man
Small grеy man
Small grey man
Small grey man
Small grey man
[Verse 3]
Now I get ignored, and I think it's rude
Imagine how I feel, unsexy, uncool
Like a tall man should
I make myself small
I wanna be special
I'm the least special of all
Romeo, take a swallow
I wanna trade sex for information
[Refrain]
Small grey man
Small grey man
Small grey man
[Interlude]
When you're small and grey, they all wanna know your
What's your name?
[Verse 4]
Peter Bergmann, TV star
How I wonder who you are
Such nice clothes, where's the tags?
In the purple shopping bag
Fashion icon at the beach
Take out the trash but be discreet
Grab a snack before you go
Drop off the mail and hit the road
Peter likes his privacy
When he's out, no photos please
Peter Bergmann, TV star
How I wonder who you are