[Verse 1]
Hey there
You thought I’d forget her?
I expected better from the likes of you
I guess I should’ve known
Hey there
It is more than I can bear
With all the lying, cheating, obnoxious behavior you condone
Hey there
Why are you like this?
Why do you like this?
All these questions asked, the answer's still unknown
Empathy and kindness;
Maybe she should try it!
Swarmed with all these troubling things
That I wish I didn’t care about

Hey there
I was so unprepared
It is really unfair
Why don’t you care about her verity?
Empathy and kindness;
Maybe you should try it!
Swarmed with all these terrible things
I wanna get away from me
[Pre-Chorus]
Maybe a redemption is not out of the question
It’s not that hard to be a nice and upstanding person
Thinking ‘bout a universe where none of this happened
Anything’s better than this
It’s mortifying!

[Chorus]
Finders, keepers, losers, weepers
It’s all the same to me
Unbelievers, hiders, seekers
Oh, how I hate them all!
Overachievers, dirty cheaters
Everything in between
Followers and then the leader
No, I don’t like them either

[Verse 2]
Hey there
Is anybody here?
I’ve been cowering in fear
At the thought of you
“Hey, you should lighten up!”
Hey there
I’ve been trying to hold back
All of this all-consuming anger
But it’s about to erupt
Hey there
Why is she like that?
Why does she do that?
The answer is she’s always been corrupt
Sympathy and niceness;
We know she won’t try it!
She’s done all these horrible things
That nobody seems to care about

[Chorus]
Finders, keepers, losers, weepers
It’s all the same to me
Unbelievers, hiders, seekers
Oh, how I hate them all!
Overachievers, dirty cheaters
Everything in between
Followers and then the leader
No, I don’t like them either

Finders, keepers, losers, weepers
I know you’re not naïve
Unbelievers, hiders, seekers
But you ignore it all!
Overachievers, dirty cheaters
Just look, you’ve been deceived
Followers and then the leader
I don’t forgive you either
[Outro]
Finders, keepers, losers, weepers
Unbelievers, hiders, seekers
Overachievers, dirty cheaters
Followers and then the leader