[Spoken Intro]
Jerry to aisle 5
'Peat, Jerry to frozen foods aisle 5
'S a clean-up needed
'S blood on the floor, 's been a suicide
Jerry? Jerry? Jerr!

[Verse 1]
I ain't got a first line, sing for whatever
Always in the heart beat a friend of mine
New York, New York in a hot, hot summer
Leaving the place low all of the time
"I just got my heart broke home in the winter"
"Oh no", he said, Paul laugh and a cry
Don't ever tell them the old broke record
They won't understand or even know of this crime, yeah

[Chorus 1]
But it's hard for Americans
To really understand
What it takes from a man
Livin' on shattered love
Walkin' through Tescoland

[Verse 2]
I wait on a long time friend undercovers
West 23rd words cursed in the wine
Doesn't matter how far in a bus I travel
I still feel the twist and the turn of Mean Time
I'm not gonna call her a thief or whatever
Breaking in the back doors of my mind
You look just like my old young lover
I relive the past in a last fast find, yeah
[Chorus 1]
But it's hard for Americans
To really understand
What it takes from a man
Livin' on shattered love
Walkin' through Tescoland

[Post-Chorus]
Tescoland, oh, it's a stand
Metro get ya, let's go Tescoland
Tescoland, Tescoland
Get ya Metro, let's go, let's go

[Verse 3]
I was just a fool too, singing a new low
What's new? I've fallen from my old high street
Base can get you through, I'm broader than Broadway
Broader than Broadway in my own defeat
Who am I kidding, man? I love to hate
Love to sail away like a rolling stone
Every plan I make is meant to take me further away
But I always end up back at
Home, home, back home

[Pre-Chorus]
In Tescola-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-and
In Tescola-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-and
In Tescola-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-and
In Tescola-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-and
In Tescoland
[Chorus 2]
I guess it's hard for an Englishman
To really understand
What it takes from a man
Livin' on shattered love
Walkin' through Tescoland

[Outro]
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