[Verse 1]
Such a bad side
Took the wrong ride
This piece of shit will drop you outside 29
I called her "pub land"
She called me "cab man"
Her rating's comfortably a four point five

[Chorus]
Why do you look so funny?
You don't love me
I don't love you
Everyone's so funny
You don't love me
I don't love you

[Verse 2]
Take a break
These breaks they make you feel old (feel old in the head)
She reckons me for a has-been
On the back seat of a life
And it's a statement in itself to wear a uniform
In a field of sheep smart casual
She drеss me down 'cause now she wants beef

[Chorus]
Why do you look so funny?
You don't lovе me
I don't love you
Everyone's so funny
You don't love me
I don't love you
[Verse 2]
And when they ask I say
"We're long distance, but I drive"
This shit sticks like a dirty magazine
(Lonely housewives)
Hello this is your driver
Had to park on a side street
I know you think you carry on with naughty people
But that doesn't carry weight with me
And yes I do mind if he smokes
And no I've never met Steve
And if he can't pronounce my name
I bet like you
He'll call me Addison Lee

[Chorus]
Why do you look so funny? (He'll call me Addison Lee)
You don't love me (He'll call me Addison, he'll call me Addison)
I don't love you (He'll call me Addison Lee)
Everyone's so funny
You don't love me
I don't love you