[Verse 1: ReptileLegit]
This is the worst server I've ever played within my life
When we finally teleport to the End, you all die
I understand that if we're on Hardcore Mode, we are bad
When you join the game, I don't think we can stay alive

[Chorus 1: ReptileLegit]
You should've picked Stevie
You should've mined any kind of rare ore
We ended up dying, and we lost our stuff
You should learn how Minecraft works
You should've been shooting—

[Interruption: Ardelta]
If you like Stevie so much, why don't you just marry him?

[Verse 2: Ardelta]
So you're the dude that only builds and never ever brews
You're the reason our server only has 2 players
I've never seen anybody get trolled as hard as you
Maybe you should go back to playing Roblox, oof

[Chorus 2: Ardelta & ReptileLegit]
I'm not gonna be Stevie
I don't have to mine any kind of rare ore
We ended up dying, then you rage quited
What did you kick me out for?
You should've picked Stevie
I'm not gonna mine any kind of rare ore
We ended up dying, and we lost our stuff
What did you kick me out for?
[Bridge: Ardelta & ReptileLegit]
Maybe I'll be creeper
I'm already creeper
What about iron golem?
I'm already iron golem
I'll be pigman
Nerf pigman
You're right. So, mooshroom
I wanna be mooshroom
I guess I'll be Alex
I'm already Alex
Then I'll be the witch
I already chose the witch
I have an idea
What's your idea?
You should be...
I'm not gonna be Stevie

[Chorus 3: Ardelta & ReptileLegit]
You should've picked Stevie
I don't have to mine any kind of rare ore
We ended up dying, and we lost our stuff
What did you kick me out for?
I'm not gonna be Stevie
You should've mined any kind of rare ore
We ended up dying, then you rage quited
You should learn how minecraft works