Haven't been sad in 6 whole years
Got passed up my all my peers
Thought i was worthless then, well now i really am

I thank God that i'm losing now
Cause my perspective was wearing out
What a relief to be loved by no one

The only difference between me and a Subway employee is that i guess i get better benefits

I miss the old days (old days)
Coming home from school
And playing tony hawk's pro-skater
On my brother's PS2

Now i'm an old man (old man)
Paying off my house
Only 29 more years
And then i'll have it figured out

I'm in my old man era, old man еra now

Haven't been sad in 6 whole years
No morе girls wearing cat ears
Because my doctor said i need to grow up
It turns out i'm too serious now
A consequence of getting old, no doubt
What a relief it'd be to have one more laugh

The only difference between me and a Wendy's employee is that i guess i get better benefits