Red Hot Chili Peppers
What Red Hot Chili Peppers Sound like to People Who Don’t Like Red Hot Chili Peppers
Come, Dua Lipa with the peppermint pig
The chalupa’s in the ‘frigerator
Fuck a doorknob, California
Buttermilk pancakes in my eyes
Stepped on a toad, broke a Navajo code
Now it’s time to reiterate California
I got a thumbtack on my nutsack
Pi’s 3.1415

Hey-oh!
I don’t know what I say, no-woah-oh!

The more I sneeze, the less I blow
Got frisky with a buffalo
Hey-ey-oh!
Woah-oh-oh-woah!

Jellybeans and nicotine are streaming through my grandma’s spleen
And I just stubbed my toe
(Oh!)
Stumblin’ through the pages of a Webster's earns me wages
Therе’s so many words to go...

Tickle my bum with a mannequin thumb
On a bongo drum in California
Snuffleupagus atе my asparagus
Supernova toilet clog
Carjacked a nun on the 101
Gotta have some fun in California
There’s a sunspot on my kumquat
Nancy Reagan bit my dog
Hey-oh!
I don’t know what I say, no-woah-oh!
I got your hey-oh!
I don’t know what I say, no, no, no!