[Intro]
You're in the middle of June in the summer of '59
I was young and cool, shot a bad game of pool, and I hustled all the chumps I could find
Now they call me the swan cause I wave my magic wand and I loved all the women to death
I partied hard, packed a mean rod, and I'll knock you out with a right or left

[Verse 1]
Nevermind the Pack Jam
Nevermind the Gap Band
Nevermind the Zapp Band
Nevermind the funk scam

[Chorus]
'Cause we're Red Hot Chili Peppers

[Verse 2]
Nevermind the British bands
Nevermind the synth funk bands
Nevermind the Wham Wham band
Nevermind Duran Duran

[Chorus]
'Cause we're Red Hot Chili Peppers

[Verse 3]
Nevermind the Soft Cell shit
That's strictly for the twits
Nevermind the Men At Work
Those tunes are for the jerks
[Chorus]
'Cause we're Red Hot Chili Peppers

[Verse 4]
Nevermind Hall and Oates
Those guys are a couple of goats
Nevermind the Culture Club
That jive's just one big flub

[Chorus]
'Cause we're Red Hot Chili Peppers