[Intro: Spoken]
Yelled: Here's a song
Here's a little punk rock song for you
A little punk rock called
I think it was written by the Ramones
In the early 70's
Maybe before they started
You know, when it was really hard core back in the old days
Remember?
Flea
I could have sworn this was the Dead Kennedy's

[Chorus 1: Spoken]
No no no no no
I think it was Sham 69
No, this is the Buzz-cocks

[Verse 2: Spoken]
You idiot, you worthless peon
Don't you know this is one of the
It must have been, um
The Sex Pistols

[Chorus 1: Spoken]
No, this is Non Non Non
Hey, it was the Church or the Weirdos maybe
[Chorus 2][x2]
Hold me closer tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You've had a busy day today