[[INTRO: Malinda Kathleen Reese]]
Bonjour, mes amis!
Bienvenue à Paris!
Well, actually, several miles west
For our story begins
In a cottage, in a country
With our hero who'd become the best

The finest, the top, the premier, the select
A brilliant, a clever, magnanimous chef
But would you believe me if I reveal the fact?
That our hero's a tiny but mighty little... rat!

[[VERSE: Kevin Chamberlain]]
(Spoken)
He doesn't cook! But he could!
You know what I always say
(Sung)
Anyone can cook
Anyone can cook
All you have to do is look inside yourself
Anyone can cook
-you could even write a book!-
It could sit right next to mine, there on that shelf!

There's not a soul who could tell you how to broil or to braise
A casserole can be droll but if you want to amaze
Try some wine- it's divine!- when you want to deglaze!
'Cause
Anyone can have some fun
And anyone can cook
Oh! Anyone can cook
Bon Appétit!