[Intro: Mr. Evil]
Now this is a story about my girlfriend Mary Jane (Mm-hm)
You ready Mini-Me?? Okaay

[Verse 1: Mr. Evil] (x2)
Hello, Mary Jane, I can't get you off my brain
Take me higher then a crane
You're so sweet like sugarcane
(I keep on flyin')
You make me fly like Air Jamaica
You make me sing like Anita Baker
Come with me cause I need to bake ya
(Mary Jane!)
Mary, Mary, quite contrary
Girl, you must be my fairy
You give me wings like a canary
I'll shout so people can hear me
(Mary Jane I love you dearly!)
I always want you near me
You make me see clearly
Like Jimmy spliff, I mean Jimmy Cliff!

Mary Jane I love you so, I will never let you go
Mary Jane I need you so, I will never let you go
Mary Jane I love you so, I will never let you go
Mary Jane I need you so
Load it, twist it, light it up
Load it, twist it, light it up (okay)
Load it, twist it, light it up

[Verse 2: Mapei]
Roll it, twist it, spark it up
Roll it, twist it, spark it up
Roll it, twist it, spark it up
Roll it, twist it, spark it up

My boyfriend's name is Jay,
Every day we spark a brain
Yes I am the Queen of Sheba
Mary Jane every night I meet her

In the club it's superrr
Johnny plays "Good Morning Sir"
I feel nice but don't get gas
Kid, don't you know about the puff puff pass?

Hey Mr. Tambourine Man!

Legalize like Amsterdam
Yes he loves me
Even when I got the munchies
Mine is good he don't cum quick
So I suck his Buddha stick
Roll it, twist it, spark it up
Roll it, twist it, spark it up (Okay)
Roll it, twist it spark it up