I see you're trying to place me
This ain't a face you forget
I was right there on the cover
Do you remember me yet'

Better the devil you don't know
You better run for your life
Cause now I'm here on the outside
And you've got nowhere to hide

Well I've been watching for years now
From T-shirts and Tattoos and passes for VIPs
I'm big and I'm mean and I'm horny and green
And I'm here now
Some kind of Voodoo got me on the scene

I'm No Mean Monster
I'm finally free
I'm No Mean Monster

You're gonna party with me now
I'll take you out for a ride
I got one hell of a Harley
A big old beast of a bike

I was right there on the cover
Down with the rats and the bones
And now you're gonna discover
That I won't leave you alone
No I don't know how I got here
I was slave to the trade and I had control
Y'all thought it was nice when I was just merchandise
But I'm free now
Some kind of voodoo has taken its toll

I'm No Mean Monster
I'm finally free
I'm No Mean Monster

My friends call me Fred

Well I've been watching for years now
From T-shirts and tattoos ans passes for VIPs
I'm big and I'm mean and I'm horny and green
And I'm here now
Some kind of voodoo got me on the scene

I'm No Mean Monster
I'm finally free
I'm No Mean Monster