Heidi Blickenstaff
Filling Out The Form
[HUNTER, spoken]
Ok, Larry, let’s fill out the rest of this form
Number one, "title of show"
We got that: [Title of Show]
Number two: "Name, address"
Okay, three, four, five
Oh six: "Description of show in forty words or less"
How about, this show fucking rocks

[ALL]
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Filling out the form
Filling out the form
Filling out the form
The form

[HUNTER, spoken]
"Genre of your show"
Hey Jeffy, is it good or bad, we don’t fit any of these categories!
None of the above!
Oo, is there a producer?
Well, not yet

[ALL]
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Filling out the form
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The form
[HUNTER, spoken]
Hey Susan, get over here and help us fill out this chord while I fill out this form

[SUSAN, spoken]
Aww, this is what I’m talking about!
I’m not going to be able to hear my fucking part

[HUNTER, spoken]
It’ll be fine

[SUSAN]
Will it Hunter?
Will it?
Will it?
Will it?
Will it?

[ALL (especially Susan)/ HUNTER, spoken]
Filling out the form/NO, no, Susan
Filling out the form/No
Filling out the form/No, no!

[HUNTER, spoken]
Susan, you’re on the ninth
(sung)
Filling out the form
(spoken)
Let’s try you with Jeff
[HUNTER AND JEFF]
Jeff

[HUNTER AND SUSAN]
Susan

[HUNTER, spoken]
Two, three, four

[JEFF/ SUSAN]
Filling out the form
Filling out the form
Filling out the form/ Your note can suck my note
Filling out the form/because your note is my note’s bitch

[HUNTER, spoken]
Okay, okay
Let’s try everyone
(sung)
Jeff
Susan
Bell
Heidi

[ALL]
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The form
Filling out
Filling out the form