[Ann Mitchell]
I'll write just what you say any way that you want
And when it comes to arguing I'm a savant

[D.B. Norton]
How?

[Ann Mitchell]
I need money, you need me to make a stir
Rent my fingers, I'll throw in a Pulitzer

[D.B. Norton]
Forget it

[Ann Mitchell]
You need someone with talent and passion and brains
You need someone with newspaper ink in their veins
My coffee cup has lipstick stains but
Brother, I'm your man

[D.B. Norton]
There's no place for you at this paper, Ms. Mitchell

[Ann Mitchell]
Anything you need done, I'm the one for the job
You want corny? I'll type it right off of the cob
[D.B. Norton]
Meaning?

[Ann Mitchell]
Use my column, any topic, take your pic
I can slalom back and forth on rhetoric

You need someone who crosses her legs and her T's
I'm so quick that I've got my own pеrsonal breeze
I've got high heels and two of thesе but
Brother, I'm your man

[D.B. Norton]
Wait!

[Ann Mitchell]
One day you will regret this, Dick
You could've had me for cheap
You'll say "Ann, please forget this!"
But I'll say find a bridge and take a flying leap!
Ha!
Huh?...

You want fireworks, I'll give you the fourth of July
Lots of luck finding somebody better than I
Who could do it? Maybe Dorothy Parker's free?
Chief you blew it, she ain't got a thing on me!
Front page headlines read "Mitchell will land on her feet"
Come tomorrow some editor's in for a treat
Just say the word and that's my beat
Brother, I'm your man!
Watch out New York, here comes Ann!