[Intro: Bugga (A$AP Twelvyy)]
Boy, that little foxy thing there
She, man, listen man she's *inaudible*
Yo bro, I ain't-I ain't-I ain't buggin' you out or none, right?
*inaudible*

[Instrumental]

[Bobby conversating with someone]
- Hey Bobby, what happened to your homie?
- I don't know man, he was hanging out with my dogs last night, but I haven't seen him since
- You haven't seen him since?
I can get a hold of him on the telephone
- That's crazy, we went to "The Strip Club In The Sky" yesterday
- How were the ladies?
- They were in the sky
- Something bad?

[Erick waking up in the morning]
*Alarm clock rings*
Oh god my fuckin' head hurts so bad

[Narration (Erick Arc Elliott)]
Erick shows up to the wedding with eminent signs of
Drunken-fuckery and a definite sign of a hangover
Oh yeah, he's fucked up
He stumbled in late for the wedding and soon he finds out he's gonna have to deal with more than a little stage fright for the rest of the night. The worst part is, the rest of the band is already there and he don't even remember shit from the last night
[Erick's conversation with band member Lionel (Zombie Juice)]
- What's up, man
- Hey man, where have you been out all day
- I just got here, n***a
- What do you mean "you just got here"?
We've been here all day, waiting
- Listen man, w-why you talkin' to me, a-all this, just wait, I told you I done, I was doin' some stuff man, I told you
- We were settin' up all day, calling and texting
- Uhh, yeah but you don't understand is, these people got me doing
- What don't we understand? You've been late
- I-uh-I'm, n***a, come on
- Alright, alright alright, I hear ya, but tell me, please, what's going on?
- Hey listen playa, I was [?] with bitches, I had like 2 or 3, like I was "Shit, she got a sister?", I'm like pssh, yo, what?
- Fellas! It's about that time. We gotta get you on the stage, let's go!
- Alright, damn man relax bro, chill out

[Arcstrumentals performing]
*Crowd applauds*
- USA! USA! USA!
- Shhhhh!
- No you shut up!

- Umm yeah, so this band has decided to show up and bless us with their presence, umm what the fuck this band is called again?
*flips pages*
Introducing the Arcstrumentals!
- One, two, one two three four!