[Verse 1]
You're scaring me with evil unicorns
And your fantasies
Giving me horror dreams
Real awful things that really bother me
Come take a walk with me
I wanna make you feel happy
I wish you could jump through the sheet
Of paper opened in front of me

[Chorus]

Dear penpal
I am writing you again
I haven’t wrote you back in awhile
And I think I want to start again my friend
Dear penpal
What are you like without your pen?
I wanna get inside your mental
Sincerely, your special friend

(D-E-A-R Friend!)