[Verse 1]
You didn't think I would show
And I'm sorry I'm late
I'm a party killer
Who's horribly misplaced

[Verse 2]
Help your mom cut the cake
Your friends pretend to forget my name
I'm a party killer whose
Coming will be a mistake

[Chorus]
'Cause, I'll bloody my hands
And pop the balloons
Rip the streamers down
And blow the candles out
Kill the life of the party
'Cause I only wanted you
(Hmm, hmm)

[Verse 3]
God, let go of my hand
No, I don't want to dance
I'm a party killer
And the music's drowning me
[Verse 4]
Why the hell am I here?
Lock bathroom doors and try to disappear
I'm a party killer
But the victim's always me

[Chorus]
So, I'll bloody my hands
And pop the balloons
Rip the streamers down
And blow the candles out

[Bridge]
Drain the bodies in the tub
Call my mom and say, "I effed up"
And my clothes are stained red
My head is a mess
God, this night is a mess
And did you really want me?
I'm just a self-loathing, murder machine
On a killing spree
From the life of the party

[Outro]
Mmmmmm
Mmmmmm
Mmmmmm
Mmmmmm
Mmmmmm
I only wanted—
I only wanted—
I only wanted—