[Verse]
I regret that it's come to this
A jar of peanut butter has caused such a rift
And I'm sorry that I haven't budged
But I just love peanut butter so much
I know you do
I admit that you might have been the one to find the jar just as easily
Thank you
And I admit that you're pretty much a peanut butter boy just like me
So maybe there's a way for us to share that first perfect bite
A way for both of us to have peanut butter delight

[Pre-Chorus]
I could pick a spot to one side of the top
And I could pick a spot on the other side of the top
We could each take a perfect spoonful of peanut butter
And transfer them to leaves and become peanut butter brothers

[Chorus]
Peanut butter brothers
Sharing peanut butter because we are peanut butter lovers
Perfectly dividing peanut butter on leaves that are peanut butter covered
Peanut butter brothers
Sharing peanut butter because we are peanut butter lovers
Lovers as in we're both loving peanut butter
Not that we are making love with one another
[Outro]
We got a bush for that
A sex bush
A bush for that
A sexy sex bush
We got a bush for that
A sex bush
A bush for that
We've been blessed with a sex bush