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Rhett and Link

"The Wal-Mart Song"

Unos, Dos, Tres, Four
Where else can you acquire
A rotation of your tires
While your girlfriend tries on cheap polka-dotted bikinis
And waiting's never been greater
You watch the DVD of Gladiator
And see a Russell Crowe 8614 dudes on 17 different TV's
All at once
Are you not entertained?
Are you not entertained?
Is this not why you're here?
That's a line from Gladiator
And my friend Theodore
Who greets me as I walk through the automatic doors
With a comb-over like a bird's nest
I know of no one who looks better in a blue vest
He hands me my card and I'm on my way
To get a 5 gallon jug of grape Gatorade
Don't playa-hate
If pharmaceuticals gotta get beautiful
I pick up a little tool for puching it up my cuticle
I'm dutiful to continue to press on to the clothes section to try some mess on
A suggestion coming from the loud the loud speaker
Says there's a sale on their velcro sneakers
Wal-Mart
Wal-Mart
We love it love it love it
Wal-Mart
Wal-Mart
We love it love it love it
Rollback those prices, roll back the doors
Where else can I get a gold chain and s'mores
In one trip?
That's it, it's Wal-Mart
Rollback those prices, I'll roll up my sleeves
Where else can I get spark plugs and cheese
At a decent price?
Nowhere but Walmart
Thank you
Wal-Mart

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