Oh, I remember
A time when life was so much simpler
And not so quick
Way back in the year 2006

Never heard of RSSes
My hands were full with two email addresses
And a MySpace page
Lying about my income and age

I also had a blog about remote control cars
Roboblog.blogspot.com
I updated it multiple times... a year

And just when I thought I had it all figured out
My little brother started a video blog (vlog)
I refuse to be left here in the digital dust
I'm socially networking my way back on top (I'm popular, I'm popular, I'm popular, I'm popular, I'm—)

Follow me, poke me, feed me
I'll StumbleUpon you, Digg you freely
Take a dip in my photostream
The "e" in Flickr was given to me like the key to an internet city
Of which I am king
Or mayor
(Or moron)
I'm laughing in your face if you just joined Facebook today
It's so last year
Even my boss has weekend pics on there
(Weekend pics?)
Yeah, like casual pics in his hot tub
(Did he tag himself?)

And now I can’t remember what life was like before I Twittered
I can't resist telling the world I just found a cyst
(Oh man, you think it's serious?)
If it is, I'll let you know in 140 characters or less

Lately, I've been signing up on so many sites
I've had to hire a full-time password guy
You can watch him day or night on my live stream
It's the cutting-edge opposite of interesting (it's buffering, it's buffering, it's buffering, it's buffering, it's—)

Google me, Plurk me, feed me
Del.icio.us-ly LinkedIn, pwn you neatly
Take a sip of my photostream
The "e" in Flickr was given to me like the key to an internet city
Of which I am king

(Oh yeah, you're so leet
You're a loser noob)
Of which I am king
(You're an uber lame king)
I'll pwn you as king