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Owwwwww!

Velvet lips kiss the cosmic glare
Ziplock bags, filled with children's hair
Bringing earwax toppings to your Taco Tuesday
Intelligent monkeys blowing kisses my way

Put a post-it note
Over top of your laptop webcam
You don't know
Who's watching you
But it's me, I am!

Buy a ticket to the log flume ride...