[Verse 1: Rhett, Link, Both]
Well this is such a profound-ly dumb idea
Maps are no longer the shit, 'cause they can't think and tell you to turn here, and here, and here
Why are we dickin' around this town
Just get to clickin' Google, map the playground
So that two grown men can pretend they're seven again

[Chorus: Link, Rhett]
You are here (You are here)
And I'm here (And I'm here)

[Verse 2: Rhett and Link]
The single hardest thing about using a fuckin' map
Is determining exactly, where the fuck you're at
And if you spill some coffee on it, you'll confuse yourself
If you burn it up, you're gonna have to ask for help
And I'll never fold it back, right, but I don't think you can tell

[Chorus: Rhett and Link]
You are here (You are here)
And I'm here for it
We're not queer (We're not queer)
But to be clear we're supportive

[Outro: Rhett and Link]
Like a brother, from another mother (You are here)
But I won't tell you I love you, 'cause that might make it weird (And I'm here for it)
Like my other, significant other (We're not queer)
But I won't tell you I love you, let's just throw back some beers (But to be clear we're supportive)
Like a brother, from another mother (You are here)
But I won't tell you I love you, 'cause that might make it weird (And I'm here for it)
We're not weird
And you're here for it