[Verse 1]
He
He's better than me
He's everything, oh my god, it fucking hurts
'Cause I'm not like other guys, I'm worse and
She
She's better than me
She's everything I'm not, I wish I had something more
Than her old used towel on my bathroom floor

[Chorus]
Subway on a Sunday with a smoker's cough
You're on your honeymoon again, I'm taking weekends off
Woke up today feeling tombstone grey
I think I really wanna throw myself away
To the landfill with my papers from the second grade
Woke up today, tombstone grey

[Verse 2]
I don't think about you like I used to
I don't ever search your name on YouTube
I took you off my phone like you were U2
Now I'm used to you
You can't give me rides no more, it's okay
Now I wake up early, take the subway
The world wants me to love or lose
The good news is I don't have to choose because I lost you
[Chorus]
Subway on a Sunday with a smoker's cough
You're on your honeymoon again, I'm taking weekends off
Woke up today feeling tombstone grey
I think I really wanna throw myself away
To the landfill with my papers from the second grade
Woke up today, tombstone grey