My best buddy's name is Captain Tim
There's no one in the universe quite like him

The quick and snappy happy little guy
I love him just so much, I think I might just die

Yeah, he's my best bud
All covered in blood
Da-do-da-do-do
All covered in blood

Oh, I'm really crazy 'bout my best chum
We'll always be together, whatever may come

No river wide, ocean deep, or mountain high
Can keep apart a pair of pals like you and I

Through thick and thin, side by side
We're unified and undivided, true and tried

You're my best friend
To the very end
Da-do-do-da-do-do
Zoo-doo-doo-doo-doo doo-doo-boo