[Intro]
E-dubble, the rapper, the lyricist man, find me on season 18 on Making the Band
P Diddy even told me that he was a fan
He likes Toothache so much he wants to give us a chance

[Verse 1]
No way
Cuz' our music is butter like Parkay
Don't fuck with our style cuz we do it our way
And people wanna invest in the rhymes that E say
Thats why I started selling all my skeet on ebay
Let's do it, everybody's down with the music
The mixtapes hot, summer schoolgirls chew it
Everybody's drunk so they act all foolish with a notic in their cups so it looks all blue-ish
The truest summer jam parties over here
16 grades equals 16 years
The only thing i failed was in econ class, that's cuz' I didn't memorize macro-graphs

Fuck School!
Everybody knows that its true
Bullshit politics it's a goddamn ruse
That paper on the wall means I ain't no fool, but no paper in my pocket means I ain't that cool
I'm not new, I'm in the old e-session, with a big fat beat and a cold profession
I'm on hip hops with an old obsession because 6 years ago Deep-O was flexing

[Chorus]
Uh Ohhhhh
Why don't you play my song
It's got a good hook and it ain't that long
Uh Ohhhhh
Who's paying the DJ
He's gotta be deaf, Coldplay's on replay
Uh Ohhhhh
Cop the DVD
Toothache can be seen on your TV screen
Uh Ohhhhh
Why don't you listen to me, Irishtoothache's back tell the family
[Verse 2]
Everybody says Toothache is so so fresh, but we only get played on PBS
And BET looked right past me, but an old man in Maine has my MP3
Oh shit, Toothache got new hits
We labour all day way before August
It's not a question when Tup steps in, that your girl will be hooked like she had blue fins
I'm in Illadel with my music on blast, white folks get embarrassed when my car goes past
They look at me and laugh, but I just let go cause they're 50 years old in a geo metro

Fuck them!
Everybody bites new trends, but I buck-em when i write with my pad and my pen
I write shit down because it makes more sense and your freestyles sound like your probably deaf
I can't hate on you because you rap like corky from life goes on and your probably short see
Napoleon's complex must be tough because i'm 6 foot 10 and your 5 foot nuff

[Chorus]
Uh Ohhhhh
Why don't you play my song
It's got a good hook and it ain't that long
Uh Ohhhhh
Who's paying the DJ
He's gotta be deaf, Coldplay's on replay
Uh Ohhhhh
Cop the DVD
Toothache can be seen on your TV screen
Uh Ohhhhh
Why don't you listen to me, Irishtoothache's back tell the family
[Outro]
My mic style is Tyson, bite your ear off
I'm licensed by vodka, drink your Smirnoff
You're sponsored by Huggies, shit your pants off
Toothaches so thick, we would break a band-saw