[Verse 1]
The vulture's comin'
Comin' to pick my bones
The vulture's comin'
To feast on Mr. Jones
Just like I feast on rotisserie chicken
Or the big fat turkey on the table at your Thanksgiving
Sometimes I don't love the life I'm livin'
Still I hope I'm never gonna die at all

[Verse 2]
But the vulture's comin'
He's bringin' his family too
The vulture's comin'
To chew on me and you
Just like I chew on teriyaki beef jerky
Or the big fat previously mentioned Thanksgiving turkey
Sometimes life is colder than a slurpee, yeah
But that don't mean I'll never ever get a good feeling at all
And trust me when I do
I forget that thing is even coming through
And I feel like I just got a dose
Of that magic, yeah, that everlasting potion

[Verse 3]
But the vulture's comin'
When, you never know
The vulture's comin'
It might be tomorrow
And just like the groundhog tells you that there's no more winter
You might be eatin' your last Thanksgiving dinner
And a big ol' bird gonna feast upon your innards
Time is precious and you shouldn't waste it at all is the moral of this song