Dear Wax
My name is David
I really like the way you rap and stuff
You've inspired me to start rapping
My new name is MC David
Anyway, I've been having a lot of trouble with this bully named Lisa at school
She's a fat beotch, dawg
Every time I go to the bus stop, she pushes me down and sits on me until I give her my fruit snacks
I told my dad about the problem
He said that only sissies get beat up by girls
He's such a dork
One day I was watching your rap videos and eating hella candy
I got all pumped up
That day at the bus stop when Lisa tried to step to me
I said, "Bitch, you look like a hog
You smell like a dog and you look like a frog"
You should've seen it, homie
Her face got red with the quickness
And everybody at the bus stop cheered for me and laugh
That day, she really beat me up bad but it was worth it to see the look on her face after getting a taste of my true hip hop
Anyway, thank you for everything
If you're free June 11th, I really want you to rap at my birthday party
Peace, dawg
MC David