Wax
Orphan Tears
[Verse 1: Humbert]
It was a weekend, and you can't stop
Us from going to the local dance spot
Instead of drinking imported beers
Somebody brought a bottle of Orphan Tears
We popped the top, we knew what was in it
Yeah, we were all so stupid to sip it
Orphan Tears are so hallucinogenic
I took one drink and saw a two-headed midget (Hey!)
Then the room filled with colors and shapes
And suddenly DeeJay was covered in snakes
Oh snap! And what made it worse
Was I swear I saw a unicorn humping a smurf
Then a rainbow appeared out of Wax's a**
He pa**ed some gas and it snapped in half
Yo Deejay! Are you still there?
Yeah, I'm trying to hook up with this girl in a wheelchair
Alright, chill there, I think a bulimic
Care Bear might pick a fight with Jesus
I don't believe it, I'm gonna be sea sick
These Orphan Tears are about to make me trip

[Chorus: Humbert & DeeJay]
Little children, near and far
Don't know where your parents are?
Cry directly in this jar
I will drink it at the bar
Sip-sippin' on Orphan Tears
Sip-sip-sippin' on Orphan Tears
Sip-sippin' on, sip-sip-sippin' on
Er-ey-er-ey, sippin' on Orphan Tears
[Verse 2: DeeJay & Humbert]
Uh, huah
These Orphan Tears got me feeling like I ain't felt before
I tried to bust-a-move but fell asleep on the dance floor
*snoring* "Hey dude, get up!"
I swear I saw Bill Cosby like, "Hello with the pudding!"
He was dancing in his underwear showing off his woody
I ran to the bathroom, everything's in slow-mo
I couldn't throw up, 'cause the toilet bowl called me a homo (Homo!)
I barfed up a kitten, (Meow!) and I'm feeling strange
Sippin' these Orphan Tears, now it's got me seeing things

[Chorus: Humbert & DeeJay]
Little children, near and far
Don't know where your parents are?
Cry directly in this jar
I will drink it at the bar
Sip-sippin' on Orphan Tears
Sip-sip-sippin' on Orphan Tears
Sip-sippin' on, sip-sip-sippin' on
Er-ey-er-ey, sippin' on Orphan Tears

[Verse 3: Wax]
All up in the VIP section, straight relaxed
The DJ playin' my favorite tracks
Waitress asks, "What can I bring you?"
I said, "The most expensive thing on the menu"
She came back with a gla** of liquid
I said, "I asked for somethin' different
This looks like a normal beer"
She said, "Naw, it's Orphan Tears"
Took a swig, then I walked down where the dance floor is
Whole club lookin' like a forest
DJ turned into a brontosaurus
Everybody in the club looked like Chuck Norris
I tried to run to the bathroom but when
I did, I felt a vacuum suction
Pulling me back slow
Dance floor turned into a black hole
Spinnin' 'round horribly
Feelin' like Dorothy
Woke up and was still at home
Orphan Tears got us in the zone
[Chorus: Puff Puff & DeeJay]
Little children, near and far
Don't know where your parents are?
Cry directly in this jar
I will drink it at the bar
Sip-sippin' on Orphan Tears
Sip-sip-sippin' on Orphan Tears
Sip-sippin' on, sip-sip-sippin' on
Er-ey-er-ey, sippin' on Orphan Tears
Little children, near and far
Don't know where your parents are?
Cry directly in this jar
I will drink it at the bar
Sip-sippin' on Orphan Tears
Sip-sip-sippin' on Orphan Tears
Sip-sippin' on, sip-sip-sippin' on
Er-ey-er-ey, sippin' on Orphan Tears

[Outro]
Hello with the pudding!
Pud-pud-pud-pud-pudding!
He-he-hello with pudding, pudding (Bill Cosby)
Pudding! (Bill Cosby)
Pudding! (Bill Cosby)
Pudding! (Bill Cosby)
Pudding! (Bill Cosby)