[Verse 1]
I'm gonna tell you all a story, it's really quite normal
I was taking my crush to my year 10 formal
She was so pretty, she made my heart melt
When she looked away, I tucked my boner in my belt
My suit was real fly, her dress was quite tidy
But what was on my mind was the after party
Place was pretty loose and not a moment too soon
Zach rocked up with a box of goon
I nodded him over, and asked for advice
And Zach agreed that tonight was the night
He said: "Shorty likes you mate,
She said you should drink a cup and sit next to her"
I looked her in the eyes and I put down my cup
Everybody knew it was time to hook up, up, up, up, up, ahhh

[Chorus]
But then she put me in the friendzone, it's not the end though
I'm still having coffee with her mum
She's gonna call me on the weekend, about a lift home
Or advice on her new man
And I don't care about the shoppin'
Or the facials
As long as she's there with me
And she put me in the friendzone
It's not the end, though
It's not the end, though
[Verse 2]
Now you're gonna hear another similar tale
I was in love with this girl, my holy grail
It was the girl next door I've always adored
I'm like Neeson in Taken if you call her a whore (I will find you)
Though she had a boyfriend, we talked all the time
He was just a speed hump, she had to be mine,
Then they had a fight over his stupid friends
That's okay for me 'cause I don't have any friends
Their fight was real bad, my chance to make a move
So I bought her a puppy (Oh bro, you're so smooth)
I told her all about my feelings and shit
I'm like MC Hammer, my love is too legit to quit
She looked me in the eyes and she knew what to say
But then she fucked up, and asked if I was gay
You think I'm gay?
Why don't you fuck me and find out?

[Chorus]
But then she put me in the friendzone, it's not the end, though
I'm still having coffee with her gran
She's gonna call me on the weekend about a lift home
Or advice on her new man
And I don't care about the pedicures
Or the waxes
As long as she's there with me
And she put me in the friendzone
It's not the end, though
It's not the end, though
[Bridge]
Our tales aren't unusual, it's happened everywhere
Guys are gettin' friendzoned, girls just don't care,
Givin' a girl flowers (Friendzoned)
Pickin' her up from town (Friendzoned)
Listenin' to her problems (Friendzoned)
Drawin' her a picture (Friendzoned)
Eatin' a banana (Friendzoned)
Wearing crocs (Friendzoned)
Watchin' Magic Mike (Friendzone)
Watchin' her sleep (Friendzone)
Suckin' a dude's dick (Friendzoned)
Suckin' your own dick (Friendzoned, friendzoned)

[Verse 3]
Now I'm older, I'm so bitter and jaded
I've been friendzoned so much, and I've barely been laid
But the other day I met a girl, the prettiest being
She was so nice that she made me feel feelings
She bought me a beer, said "You're the one I want"
And asked would I like to make love to her
All night long

[Chorus 2]
But then I put her in the friendzone, I don't know why, though
'Cause she was so fuckin' hot
And I put on an ugly onesie, we played some Twister
And I fuckin' cock-blocked myself
We ended up watching TV, we had a snuggle
I cried when she went to sleep
Yeah, I put her in the friendzone
It is the end, though
It is the end, though
[Outro]
Yeah, I put her in the friendzone
It is the end, though
It is the end, though