[Intro]
One, two, three, four!

[Verse 1]
Never said hello to me in the hallways
You had this cool spiky hair, gel held it in place
You were good at footy, and trippin' nerds over
The girls thought you were a hotty, what were they thinkin'?

[Pre-Chorus]
I want to tell you
As you're takin' my order
I hate your face
Yeah, how's that feel?
You peaked in high school and you're never comin' back

[Chorus]
Back of the class to clearin' my glass
You went from back of the glass to clearin' my glass
You had the pick of girls but now your wife is a moll
You peaked in high school and you're never comin' back

[Verse 2]
You always said hello to the teachers
You had this epic bowlcut, perfectly round
You were good at reading, and you'd love the day
But girls thought you had cooties, but they rookies
[Pre-Chorus]
I want to tell you
As you're tryin' to sell me some shit
I hate your face
Yeah, how's that feel?
You peaked in primary and you're never comin' back

[Chorus]
Front of the class to cryin' in the dark
You went from front of the class to cryin' in the dark
You went from reading time to earning a minimum wage
You peaked in primary and you're never comin' back

Canteen helper, now you're sleepin' in a cellar
You were canteen helper, now you're sleepin' in a cellar
The news of the day: your life fuckin' sucks
You peaked in primary and you're never comin' back
You're never comin' back
You're never comin' back

[Bridge]
Enemies and fools
Oh, everybody's wronged me
But this song is for me
I know how it feels
I peaked in daycare and I'm never comin' back
[Chorus]
Playin' with toys to bein' unemployed
From playin' with toys to bein' unemployed
From nothin' all day to fappin' away the pain
I peaked in daycare and I'm never comin' back

In the sandpit, but now my life's shit
I was in the sandpit, but now my life's shit
The news of the day: I peaked when I was four
We peaked in daycare and we're never comin' back