[Verse 1]
Flaps are tender and caramelised
Hooked by the sweetest pair of thighs
It's always the pretty ones with the hamburger pussy
And I had drank many beers that night
A pretty, blonde girl, she caught my eye
How could I know she had a hamburger pussy?

[Chorus 1]
Hamburger pussy, not a problem that many girls get
But it looks like a little Flappy Bird between her legs
Hamburger pussy, not a problem that many girls got
But it looks like a hamburger with the lot

[Verse 2]
His chest was thick and his abs defined
Eyebrows tweaked, fake tan all nice
It's always the pretty ones with the pickle dick
She had drank many beers that night
He sidles up the look in her eyes
How could she know he had a pickle dick?

[Chorus 2]
Pickle dick is not a problem that many guys get
But it looks like a little Lego man between his legs
A pickle dick is not a problem many guys got
But it looks like if a pickle had a cock
[Bridge]
And I've been told that her pussy looks like a pizza
With too much cheese flopped on its side
And I've been told that his penis looks like a mutated baby's finger
And that's not right

[Pre-Chorus]
They say there's someone for everyone
Turned out all a hamburger needed was a pickle
Or a pickle dick, if you will
Oh yeah, baby

[Chorus 3]
Hamburger pussy, not a problem that many girls get
And it's rare to see a little pickle between a man's legs
Hamburger pussy, not a problem that this girl's got
'Cause she lucked out and found a pickle cock

[Outro]
But it still looks like a hamburger with the lot