[Intro]
Hope it's sunny! Who's got the Smirnoff?

[Chorus]
We're getting cooked by the beach
We'll party all week
We're finally free
Welcome to schoolies

Drinkin' in the room
Another sack of goon
We're startin' at noon
Welcome to schoolies

[Verse 1]
Boom, off the plane
Yeah, we've arrived, and keen to bend all seven nights
We wanna get some drinks and hit the beach
But the hotel rules are killin' our vibes
Just chill, alright?
"No guests, no drugs
No droppin' down to do the slug
Don't steal the plants"
Ah yeah, we get it, but it's schoolies week
And we're gonna send it
To the pool, got the rig out
Hope I get a kiss now, actin' smooth
Walkin' in my towel and flexin' too
Had my first shot and I'm like "yew!"
Can't believe we got a week of this thinking
"Yo, this is it"
Then John throws up and Sarah's pissed, I dib
Can't believe we got a week at this

[Chorus]
Cooked by the beach
We'll party all week
We're finally free
Welcome to schoolies

Drinkin' in the room
Another sack of goon
We're startin' at noon
Welcome to schoolies

[Verse 2]
Wake up dead, or maybe hungover
Straight to the beach for the rebirth
I'll just lay here all day, thank you very much
Tell stories of the night, alcohol-inspired
A few fights, few cries, spew by the street light
"Red Frog Crew", LOL
I'm not partyin' safely
Just give me a frog, and a pinger
Girls from school were drunker than us
And got so bloody hot
Oi, fellas, when did that happen?
They lookin' the baddest
Pre-club spew and they still get allowed in

Pumpin' Tooheys, mates around me
King's Cup prime, but Simmo wants to add pee
Last king, it's mine, ah, damn, it's mine
Can't believe we got six more nights

[Chorus]
Cooked by the beach
We'll party all week
We're finally free
Welcome to schoolies

Drinkin' in the room
Another sack of goon
We're startin' at noon
Welcome to schoolies

Drinkin' till the mornin' light (welcome to schoolies)

[Verse 3]
Five days in, I'm done
Man vs sesh, it won
Crashin' like the trolley that we rode while yellin' "freedom!"
I'm not comin' out, I can't get hyped
Zach hands me a drink, I say "alright"
Few more cans, I'm Superman
Let's drink until the mornin' light

[Chorus]
Cooked by the beach
We'll party all week
We're finally free
Welcome to schoolies

Drinkin' in the room
Another sack of goon
We're startin' at noon
Welcome to schoolies

(We're getting) cooked by the beach
We'll party all week
We're finally free
Welcome to schoolies

Drinkin' in the room
Another sack of goon
We're startin' at noon
Welcome to schoolies

Drinkin' till the mornin' light (welcome to schoolies)

[Outro]
Ah, what a week. It was actually a bit overrated, to be honest. I'm definitely not goin' back on schoolies. Okay, maybe next year. Toolies are cool, yeah? Oi, how's when Zach took acid and thought he was a llama? That was in the morning too...