Even if you're eyes fell out their sockets
Even if you could never see the light of day
Even if your legs always did a wobble
I'd still love you like yesterday

Even if you cut your hair all funny
Even if I never ever came
Even if you drank yourself a big belly
I'd still love you like it's yesterday

Even if you stained your teeth all yellow
Even if you only spoke in rhymes
Even if you didn't have any rhythm
I'd still love you, yeah, I wouldn't mind

Even if your hands turned into claws
Even if you grew 15 foot 4
Even if you said you didn't love me
I'd still love you just like...
Like before

Even if you stole all of my money
Even if you sat on all my friends
Even if you never told a joke that was funny
Even if you always have the bends
Even if you always have the bends
Even if you always have the bends
Even if you always have the bends
Even if you always have the bends
Even if you always have the bends
Even if you cut yourself wide open
Even if you move miles away
Even if you turn 30 and you're still smoking
I'd still love you like it's yesterday