[Intro (DP)]

Hey Billy Bob!
Whatcha want?
I'm gonna herd the cattle today, is that alright?
Hell yeah my laddie!
Oh

[Intro (lilbourbon)]

Yeah, yeah fire in the booth
I've been playing minecraft, yeah
You've been playing fortnite
Your sisters on my shaft
In the night night

[Hook (DP)]

I gotta stepsister and she's from Alabama
Imma live on a farm now 'cos I wanna impress her
And shes kinda hot, I gotta hand it to ya
And I ain't gonna lie, I couldn't be happier

[Verse (DP)]

Hey, what's poppin Billy Bob, I'm a freaking cowboy (yee haw)
Trappin on my horse lady, get out of the Rolls Royce (Billy Bob)
I was tryna milk some cow titties just with my boys
But then you came along, and you turned off the country noise
I am the horse and she is the hay (skrt skrt)
I'm gonna eat her up until I go neigh (ice)
If you thought that was sexual get outta my way (ayy ayy)
Me and the boys herding all the cattle today

Yah - Yahoo Yeehaw (ayy imma cowboy x4)

[Hook (DP)]

I gotta stepsister and she's from Alabama
Imma live on a farm now 'cos I wanna impress her
And shes kinda hot, I gotta hand it to ya
And I ain't gonna lie, I couldn't be happier
[Verse (lilpasty)]

Pull up with my sister
She callin' me her new mister
You know I ain't no fister
She know I really miss her

I'm gonna round up her cattle like a cowboy
I'm gonna whip my hair back, like a Malfoy
We dont read the bible we read Of Mice And Men
Gonna whip you up like I'm Wonder Woman again
Ice on my wrist like my name is Ben 10
I'm ridin' on my horse shouting "DP is the best!" (ayy!)

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[Hook (DP)]

I gotta stepsister and she's from Alabama
Imma live on a farm now 'cos I wanna impress her
And shes kinda hot, I gotta hand it to ya
And I ain't gonna lie, I couldn't be happier

[Outro (lilbourbon)]

I rode my sister like a disabled horse yeah yeah, she was lying there like a pebble
She shouted daddy
My dad walked in and joined
She hasn’t got legs
My mum sucked them up like Henry, not the hoover, my pig