I know the way you feel
I know you ain't too good
I know it feels like
There's detergent in your blood

I'm gonna help you
Gonna make you feel alright
I'm gonna lift your black depression
Help you through the night

I'm your man
You know I'll help you if I can
Cause I'm the doctor

I know you're desperate
I really sympathise
I see the morbid horror
Flicker in your eyes

But rest assured
I'm gonna help to ease your pain
I'm gonna put a thousand tiny implants
In your brain

I'm your boy
I'll make you undulate with joy
Cause I'm the doctor
Don't get too depressed
I've found a way to help your case
A little hypodermic sends you
Into outer space

You'll feel much better
When you take these little pills
I'm gonna give you sixty bottles
I believe in overkill

Heart attack
You know you're never coming back
Cause I'm the doctor