[Intro]
Hey
Yeah, you know it's bottle
Yeah Markie ah-ya-ya-ya
Hey Markie gimme that right there

[Chorus]
Caught a fish on Monday
By Tuesday the scales be gone
Wednesday I'm gettin' fired again
From a job that I don't want (So fuck Thursday)
Friday I'll have a drink with my friends
Saturday I'll be drinkin' alone (Yeah)
But don't you call me on Sunday
'Cause on Sunday, (Yeah, yeah) Sunday I'll be stayin' home

[Verse 1: Cymple Man]
And you can tell my boss I ain't comin' in today
I been workin' overtime and I'm feelin' like a slave
'Cause I punch in, punch out, and my time has run out
But this time I'm runnin' out like money in my bank account
Me work all day at this job we slave government got hell to pay (Got hell to pay)
So we drink all day, Lord forgive my ways but you know that will never change (Will never change)
But this for all the times I been waitin' to took
My boss think I'm comin' back but I'm here baitin' a hook
I got my fishin' pole, cold beer, baby I'm good
You think I'm comin' back to work, you can wait for the hook, I'm like
[Chorus]
Caught a fish on Monday
By Tuesday the scales be gone
Wednesday I'm gettin' fired again
From a job that I don't want (So fuck Thursday)
Friday I'll have a drink with my friends
Saturday I'll be drinkin' alone
But don't you call me on Sunday
'Cause on Sunday, Sunday I'll be stayin' home
(Oh-oh-oh-oh) Sunday I'll be stayin' home (Woah)
(Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

[Verse 2: Hard Target]
Any overpass or any shady bank
I'm just lookin' for a cast for these Louisiana Pinks
I'm gonna hook 'em in the lip and pull 'em until they flip
Or at least catch a buzz with Sailor Jerry every trip
That's my road dog, me, him and Uncle Jack
And we brought some chicken livers if we want some butter cats
But my boss keep callin', I ain't called his number back
Hope he don't give me the axe like I was a lumber jack
'Cause I need that check for booze and bait
Plus I paid for offshore I got a cruise to make
And like a weddin' invite they told me save the date
So like a DMV line my job can wait, because I just
[Chorus]
Caught a fish on Monday
By Tuesday the scales be gone
Wednesday I'm gettin' fired again
From a job that I don't want (So fuck Thursday)
Friday I'll have a drink with my friends
Saturday I'll be drinkin' alone
But don't you call me on Sunday
'Cause on Sunday, Sunday I'll be stayin' home
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-woah) Sunday I'll be stayin' home
(Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

[Verse 3: Rooser, Uncle Snap, Both]
I'm a job site lunchtime missin' man
I'm a skip a day of work and go fishin' fan
Like to roll through the week and creep with no plan
I'm a white trash boy that don't give a damn
'Bout nothin' but my Evinrude takin' me out
No doubt boss man's probably hatin' me out
Came home from the river passed out on the couch
Woke up scaled my fish and started guttin' him out
I love throwin' out the Zebco waitin' for the line drops
Chillin' in the sunshine pumpin' on the pine tops
I was told I could shoot for the stars
Cold 190 proof now we're finishin' jars
[Chorus]
Caught a fish on Monday
By Tuesday the scales be gone
Wednesday I'm gettin' fired again
From a job that I don't want (So fuck Thursday)
Friday I'll have a drink with my friends
Saturday I'll be drinkin' alone
But don't you call me on Sunday
'Cause on Sunday, Sunday I'll be stayin' home
(Oh-oh-oh-oh) Sunday I'll be stayin' home (Woah)
(Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Sunday I'll be stayin' home
Sunday I'll be stayin' home
Sunday I'll be stayin' home
Sunday I'll be stayin' home
Sunday I'll be stayin' home

[Outro]
Stayin' home