[Chorus: Chills]
Number 15: Burger King foooooot lettuuuuuuuuce
The last thing you'd want in your Burger Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing
Burger is someone's foooooot funguuuuuuuus
But as it turns out, that might be what you GAAAAAAAAAAEEEAAAEEEAAEEEEEEEEEET

[Outro: Chills]
A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site, showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce