I'd like you to know that I feel sorry
For taking up your precious time
It must be so infuriatin'
To put up with a hanger-on like me

A hanger-on like me to cramp your style
I really shook your tree and I could see it after a while
So I'll offer you this congratulations
For shaking off a hanger-on like me

Well I know you know this time I'm really leaving
I'll be a disappearing face into that crown
If I were you I'd start to tread lightly
'Cus you can't predict a hanger-on like me

A hanger-on like me to cramp your style
I really shook your tree and I could see it after a while
So I'll offer you this congratulations
For shaking off a hanger-on like me
For shaking off a hanger-on like me