[Intro]
Na na na na na
Na na na na na
Na na na na na
1,2,3,4

[Verse 1: Andycat]
Years ago we took freestyle raps
Got two turntables and we started from scratch
Now everytime that we go do a spot, they
Say "Yo, Ugly Duckling you rock"
So whether you're in shorts or a tux with a cummerbund
Movin' like soul brother number one
Young Einstein breaks the sticks (You got it)
And I could start with an EQ and good mic mix
'Cause it's the microphone I love, I hold her
Close with a tug
And I give her a snug hug before I plug in the plug
Unrap her before I tap her to get her some feedback
And it's on so we rap, c'mon

[Hook]
Na na na na na
All the ladies in the place
Na na na na na
And everybody c'mon
Na na na na na
And all the fellas in the place
Na na na na na
And everybody c'mon
Na na na na na
And all the ladies in the place
Na na na na na
And everybody c'mon
Na na na na na
And all the fellas in the place
Na na na na na
A, B, C, D
[Verse 2: Dizzy Dustin]
To the I-double Z-Y, I could begin
When they get the levels set to let my DJ spin
I release what's within, feel free to join in
Dizzy is my name but I'mma spell it again
D-devistate, I-impress, Z-zestfully clean and fresh
Another Z for the zip code that I got on the north
Side of town, and Y? Why not?
I got the flux capacitator for my Model T Ford
With lots of gigawatts to go back to before
The items on the floor at your novelty store
Need I say more?

[Hook]
Na na na na na
And all the ladies in the place
Na na na na na
And everybody c'mon
Na na na na na
And all the fellas in the place
Na na na na na
And everybody c'mon
Na na na na na
And all the ladies in the place
Na na na na na
And everybody c'mon
Na na na na na
And all the fellas in the place
Na na na na na
Einstein, break it down like this
Einstein, doin' his do

(Young ladies from near or far
Or whether you're high class or rather bourgoise)

[Verse 3: Andycat]
Get down as Ugly Duckling unlocks the box like Pandora
If you're comin' to the jam ignore the group on stage
Yellin' louder than banshees
Actin' ready for war like some Comanches
And they call themselves hip-hop men
Where have you been?
You're messin' up now 'cause you didn't know it then
And what do we call a crew that can rap like that?
Wack!
They got a wacky wack style and a wacky wack track
There would be more room if those cats played the back
Starting from when the line is long until the line is gone
Everybody c'mon

[Hook]
Na na na na na
All the ladies in the place
Na na na na na
And everybody c'mon
Na na na na na
And all the fellas in the place
Na na na na na
And everybody c'mon
Na na na na na
And all the ladies in the place
Na na na na na
And everybody c'mon
Na na na na na
And everybody c'mon
Na na na na na
(Young lady, bang!)