[Verse 1]
I gave you life, you saved mine
If you knew how much I love you
I've never loved so much, I barely know you
Need a first for everything
And thank you for destroying mom's body
She didn't like herself very much but it's worse than before
We only have time to do it once a year
Oh, how beautiful the profession of parenting is

[Bridge 1]
You'll see, it's only happiness
You'll see, it's only joy
There are diapers and smells
There are vomits, poops and then evеrything else

[Verse 2]
First of all, you idealizе me
Before you despise me
Okay, okay, you'll throw tantrums
Then, well, you'll pack your bags
And then good riddance, good riddance
Good riddance you say, "It's no big deal"
You get rid, you get rid of
You get rid, I said "Take all your crap"
Go ahead, make kids
Go ahead, make kids
[Bridge 2]
You'll see, it's only happiness
You'll see, it's joy
The crying and the mood swings
And you will challenge dad and then everything else
You'll see, it's only happiness
You'll see, it's only joy

[Verse 3]
And then for real, you'll go away
But please don't leave us
No, but yes, I know your love will come
When it's time to do them, you too will have them
You'll see, it's only happiness
You'll see, it's only joy
There are diapers, and there are smells
There are pees, poops and then everything else
Then there will be grandpa, there will be grandma
If we're alive, we'll keep the kid
Then we poop and then we pee
Laugh well, it will happen to you too

[Bridge 1]
You'll see, it's only happiness
You'll see, it's only joy
There are diapers and smells
There are vomits, poops and then everything else
[Outro]
You'll see, it's only happiness
(You'll see, it's only happiness)
You'll see, it's only joy
(You'll see, it's only joy)
There are diapers and smells
(There are diapers and smells)
There are vomits, poops and then everything else
(Yes)