I woke up this morning
Oh shit my friend Chad is callin'
I get up and I keep on yawning
Whats up man yeah hows it goin'

Whats up you pussy where the fuck are you at
Im at the gym bitch you gotta come fast
If you dont stay buff how you gonna be frat?
Gotta keep up that testo up and that is a fact

Im like fuck yeah bro just give me an hour
Gotta eat some protein and jump in the shower
Water on warmest cus mans not a coward
Turn off the lights and I clean up my browser

All my friends Chad Tyler and Jake
Mans got a big bronoucement to make
Estrogen was a huge mistake
So get the fuck up make a protein shake

Testosteron, be a man, be a man
Y-chromosome be a man, be a man
Testosteron, be a man, be a man
Y-chromosome be a man

Testosteron, be a man, be a man
Y-chromosome be a man, be a man
Testosteron, be a man, be a man
Y-chromosome be a man

I woke up this morning like a creeper
You get scared when im always spawning
Aw man, aw man
Boy I'm a man

I pull up with the BBQ grill when I can
I get with the bitch when I hop out the van
Guns on my arms and a gun I my hand
Three spicebois and a guy from around

Wroom wroom wroom
Had that bby when i hop out the womb
Make it go zoom zoom zoom
Protein and alcohol is what I consume, retard
Shoot the moose in da face
Give me boose and a steak
Shoot the moose in da face
Give me boose and a steak

Testosteron, be a man, be a man
Y-chromosome be a man, be a man
Testosteron, be a man, be a man
Y-chromosome be a man

Testosteron, be a man, be a man
Y-chromosome be a man, be a man
Testosteron, be a man, be a man
Y-chromosome be a man