[Spoken Intro: LaWanda Page and RuPaul]
I went to the, uh, travel bureau agency to, you know, uh, make my reservation... and I smelled that cigarette smoke when I walked in and I said "God dammit, can't stand it, can't stand it..."
And I said: "Hey, is it somebody smoking in here?"
A girl said: "Yes, we all smoke"
As I wonder: "Do you have a cigarette?"
And oh boy, she jumped down my throat: "No! No! No! Don't give her no cigarette"
And I had to curse her out, but I got that cigarette
But you know how it is, it's hard, it's hard to quit, but I'm doing real good. I only smoked two today
That's good

[Spoken: RuPaul and Fred Schneider]
The future belongs to those who can smell it coming
What's she talking about
Stinky Dinky
Say what?

[Chorus: RuPaul and Fred Schneider]
Stank
Stinky Dinky
Stinky Dinky
Stank
Uh-oh, uh-oh
Stank
What you mean?
Stinky Dinky
I do?
Stank
Uh-oh, uh-oh
[Verse 1: RuPaul]
Banji Girl's doing her thing
Really sweet and kinky
Out for disco body heat
Call the stinky dinky

[Chorus: RuPaul and Fred Schneider]
Stank
Stinky Dinky
Stinky Dinky
Stank
Uh-oh, uh-oh

[Verse 2: RuPaul]
Engelbert Humperdinck
Sexy little wanky
Bigger than the love boat
Smaller than your pinkie

[Pre-Chorus: RuPaul]
We gonna funk you up
We gonna funk you down

[Chorus: RuPaul and Fred Schneider]
Stank
What she talking' about?
Stinky Dinky
Stank
I do?
Uh-oh, uh-oh
Stank
Stinky Dinky
Stank
Uh-oh, uh-oh
[Post-Chorus: RuPaul]
We don't care what people think, no no
Because we choose to stink

[Chorus: RuPaul and Fred Schneider]
Stank
What you mean?
Stinky Dinky
Stinky Dinky
Stank
Uh-oh, uh-oh
Stank
(I do?)
Stinky Dinky
We wanna funk you up
Stank
Uh-oh, uh-oh

[Verse 3: RuPaul]
Stank is natural
Stank is good
Go stank up your neighborhood
Don't be shy
Don't be shamed
Stankin' is my middle name
[Chorus: RuPaul and Fred Schneider]
Stank
Stanky!
Stinky Dinky
Stank
Stanky!

[Verse 4: RuPaul]
DJ Boys on the floor
Funkin' for Jamaica
Dancin' 'til you're soaking wet
Shake your money maker

[Pre-Chorus: RuPaul]
We gonna funk you up
We gonna funk you down

[Bridge: RuPaul]
We don't care what people think
Because we choose to
Stink

[Chorus: RuPaul and Fred Schneider]
Stank
Stinky Dinky
Stank
Uh-oh, uh-oh
Stank
Stinky Dinky
We wanna funk you up
Stank
Stinky Dinky
Uh-oh, uh-oh

[Breakdown: RuPaul and Fred Schneider]
Ooh ah, oooh ah ah, ooh ah
Scooby dooby da da
What she talkin' about?
Ooh ah, oooh ah ah
Say what?
Stinky Dinky, Stinky Dinky
Honey, I think you better put your drawers back on
You are stinky
Scooby dooby da da
Ooh ah, oooh ah ah, ooh ah

[Chorus: RuPaul and Fred Schneider]
Stank
What she talkin' about?
Stinky Dinky
Stank
I do?
Uh-oh, uh-oh
Stank
Stinky Dinky
Stank
Uh-oh, uh-oh

[Spoken Outro: RuPaul]
The future belongs to those who can smell it coming