[Verse 1]
I saw daddy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night
He didn't see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peek
He thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep

[Verse 2]
And I saw daddy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy-white
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Mama had only seen
Daddy kissing Santa Claus last night

[Spoken Interlude]
Yeah, child, I saw daddy
Sitting up in there kissin' on Santa Claus
Mm-hmm, they was up underneath the mistletoe, last night
Yeah, oh no, huh-uh, he didn't see me creep
I was going downstairs, have a little peek, y'know
Yeah he thought I was tucked up in my bed
Mm-mm, no child, you know what would have been funny though, is if Mama would have caught it
Mmm-hmm
Oh yeah, Mama would have had a fit... Child...

But I kind of would liked to have seen that, huh?
Mama, Daddy, Santa fightin' on Christmas Eve
But you know, I'm glad things worked out the way they did, because otherwise, Santa might be dead!
[Outro]
'Cause I saw daddy kissing Santa Claus
I saw daddy kissing
I saw daddy kissing
I saw daddy kissing
I saw daddy kissing
I saw daddy kissing
I saw daddy kissing
I saw daddy kissing
I saw daddy kissing