[Spoken Intro: Shirley Q. Liquor]
Good evening, everybody
I'm so happy y’all was up in here
My name is Miss Valerie Valentine
And I'll be your hostess and MC for this evening
How's everybody doing?

[Verse 1: RuPaul]
Kiss me like you miss me
Hump me like you hate me
Shoot a movie on my face
Take another picture
Put it on my Insta
C’mon, give me another taste

[Pre-Chorus: RuPaul]
Scamming money, don't make no money
But freaky money, do get the money
Cause frеaky money, do get the monеy
Cause freaky, freaky
Money, money [Fade]

[Spoken: RuPaul]
Giiiiiiiirl, you done stole my album
Uh uh, no you betta don't hooker
You better get your tail on over to iTunes baby
'Cause I wanna get some of that
Child we up in here tryna make a living off this sh...
Shoot, shoot, mama
This is called Freaky Money and you will love this song
This has got um, ah, Big Freedia's up on this track
And I love it
Ah, we just found today I'm supposed to ring the NASDAQ bell on Monday
And ah, we got that NASDAQ uh, thing, going on
It's just crazy how all this works, you know
But seriously though, I for real
I'll keep it 100
Y’all have got to get my album
It’s hard out here for a pimptress
You know what I'm saying?
I’m for real
You know, hey, who hasn't illegally downloaded an album?
But when it's somebody that you admire
Or that you wanna support
Child, how I'm gon’ keep my lacefronts so on point
If I can't make a living doing what I'm doing with that Freaky Money
Let me tell you a little story about Freaky Money, um
My friend saw, um, what is it, um The People's Court
And somebody was doing their exit interview during The People's Court
And she said, um, she didn't win the case
But she said 'You know that's cool, that's cool, they scammed me
Um, and and they got away with it
But I gotta tell you, you know, scam money don't make money
So, you know, there'
And I thought 'Oh my God what a great term!'
I've always collected, you know, phrases
And my mother collected phrases
Miss Ernestine, and ah, I've done the same thing
That's how this, that Freaky Money don't make no
Scam money don't make money but freak money do
I love that
And of course, you know, Shirley Q's up in here
But it's not actually Shirley Q, it's her other character called Valerie Valentine
Valerie Valentine, which is fabulous
Fab, you know, Big Freedia Queen of Bounce New Orleans
You know, Shirley Q Liquor AKA Valerie Valentine
How are you doing you
You've got some smattering of applause
She's actually narrating this record
But go to iTunes now wit' yo illegal ass
And you better buy my record
Boom honey, Freaky Money