[Verse 1: Ms. Tee]
Rudy the big booty reindeer
Had a very large behind
And if you saw it jiggle
It would really blow your mind
All of the other reindeers
Tried to make him feel ashamed
They would look down on Rudy
Just to see he wasn't the same
Then one froggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say (Uh oh)
“Rudy, all you do is work
Won't you show me how to twerk?”
Then all the other reindeer
Realized that they were stressed out
Rudy the big booty reindeer
Taught them all how to bounce
(Let's go)

[Verse 2: Big Freedia]
Rudy was a big booty reindeer
He lived up at the North Pole
He wasn't like the other reindeers
'Cause they would treat him cold
Rudy only wanted a good time
Rudy only wanted to dance
He'd sneak off and listen to Freedia
Whenever he had a chance
I been workin' all day
I been workin' all night
Play that beat I'll be all right
I been workin' all day
I been workin' all night
Play that beat it be all right
[Chorus: Big Freedia]
Rudy Rudy Rudy Rudy Rudy R-r-rudy R-
Rudy Rudy Rudy with the big ol' booty
Rudy Rudy Rudy Rudy Rudy Rudy
R-r-rudy Rudy
Rudy really with the big booty (The booty)
Rudy Rudy Rudy with the big ol' booty
Rudy Rudy Rudy with the big ol' booty
Rudy, the Rudy Rudy Rudy
The Rudy Rudy Rudy with the big ol' booty

[Verse 3: Big Freedia]
Santa worked around the clock
With the elves in his toy shop
The North Pole was so stressed
Making this Christmas the best
They thought Rudy was a freak
'Cause he didn't wanna work all week
He wanted to make it pop
Shake that booty make them jaws drop
He said “Y'all to busy up in here
Sometimes you gotta get weird
Y'all are too stressed out
To see what Christmas is about”

[Chorus: Big Freedia]
It's all Rudy R-r-rudy Rudy
R-r-rudy Rudy Rudy with the big ol' booty
It goes Rudy Rudy Rudy with the big ol' booty
Rudy, the Rudy Rudy Rudy Rudy Rudy
Rudy Rudy Rudy Rudy
Rudy Rudy Rudy Rudy
Rudy Rudy Rudy with the big ol' booty
Rudy the reindeer
Rudy the reindeer
Rudy the reindeer
Rudy the reindeer
[Verse 4: Big Freedia]
But they just gave Rudy lip
Said “Rudy, you a trip”
Let us get back to the grind
And put away that big behind
Rudy kept it movin'
And Rudy kept it groovin'
Rudy kept it makin'
And Rudy kept it shakin'
Then Santa came down the stairs
Rudy got a little scared
There was no time to play
'Cause Christmas was the next day
But Santa looked at Rudy's rear
And said, “Bring that ass over here
I need a break from all this work
Won't you teach me how to twerk?”

[Chorus: Big Freedia]
Twerk, Rudy Rudy Rudy Rudy Rudy Rudy
Twerk, Rudy Rudy Rudy Rudy Rudy Rudy
Twerk, Rudy (Twerk, Rudy)
Twerk, Rudy (Twerk, Rudy)
Twerk, Rudy (Twerk, Rudy)
With your big ol' booty (Big ol' booty)
Booty booty booty booty booty b-b-booty
Booty b-b-booty booty booty booty booty
Twerk, Rudy Rudy Rudy Rudy Rudy Rudy
Twerk, Rudy Rudy Rudy Rudy Rudy Rudy
[Verse 5: Big Freedia]
The whole room turned to watch
As Rudy made that booty drop
Santa tried to shake his hips
As Rudy did a standing split
Then the elves dropped a nasty beat
They couldn't help but to move their feet
And the reindeers one by one
Came in to join the fun
But when Santa see the Northern Lights
Think about that Christmas night
When Rudy was showin' out
And taught the North Pole how to bounce

[Chorus: Big Freedia]
It go Rudy R-r-rudy Rudy
R-r-rudy Rudy Rudy with the big ol' booty (The booty)
Rudy Rudy Rudy Rudy Rudy Rudy Rudy
Rudy Rudy Rudy with the big ol' booty
It's the reindeer
It's the reindeer
It's the reindeer
It's the reindeer
Rudy the reindeer
Who? The reindeer
Who? The reindeer
Who? The reindeer
It go Rudy with the big ol' booty
Booty booty booty booty booty b-b-booty
Booty booty b-b-booty booty
Rudy with the big ol' booty
Booty booty booty booty booty b-b-booty booty
Teach me how to twerk
Twerk twerk twerk twerk twerk twerk twerk
Twerk twerk twerk twerk twerk twerk twerk
Twerk twerk twerk twerk twerk twerk twerk
Twerk twerk twerk twerk twerk twerk twerk
Teach me how to bounce
Bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce b-b-bounce
Bounce bounce b-b-bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce
Bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce b-b-bounce
(Teach me) Teach me how to twerk
(Teach me) Teach how to bounce
Twerk, Rudy, twerk, Rudy
Twerk, Rudy, twerk, Rudy
Twerk, Rudy, twerk, Rudy
With your big ol' booty
Twerk, Rudy, twerk, Rudy
Twerk, Rudy, twerk, Rudy
Twerk, Rudy, twerk, Rudy
With your big ol' booty
Booty booty booty booty booty b-b-booty booty b-b-booty booty booty booty booty booty booty booty booty
Twerk, Rudy Rudy Rudy Rudy Rudy Rudy
Twerk, Rudy Rudy Rudy Rudy Rudy Rudy
Rudy with the big ol' booty
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