[Kermit]
Everything is great

[Miss Piggy]
Everything is grand

[Walter]
We've got the whole wide world in the palm of our hand

[Gary]
Everything is perfect

[Mary]
It's falling into place

[Uncle Deadly]
I can't seem to wipe this smile off my face

[Penguins]
Life's a happy song

[Link, Strangepork, Thog, Wayne, and Wanda]
When there's someone by your side

[Lips, Trumpet Girl, Sam, Crazy Harry, and Nigel]
To sing along
[Gary]
Everything is great, we'll live happily ever after

[Scooter]
And we'll keep giving the world the third greatest gift

[Fozzie]
Laughter

[Marvin Suggs]
The movie's almost over, it's time to say, "So long"

[Tex Richman]
Will you stop singing? You've already sung this song

[Muppet Newsman, Swedish Chef, and Lew Zealand]
Life's a happy song

[Beauregard, Rizzo, and Rats]
When there's someone by your side

[Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem]
To sing along

[Statler, spoken]
We're happier when you don't sing
[Women]
We've got everything that we need
We can be whatever we want to be

[Men]
Nothing we can't do

[Kermit]
Skies are blue
When it's me and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you
Well, all of you

[All]
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
We've got everything that we need
We can be whatever we want to be
Nothing we can't do
The skies are blue when it's me and you, and you, and you
Life's a happy song

[Bobo]
When there's someone by your side to sing

[All]
Life's a happy song
[Beaker]
Me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me

[All]
Life's a happy song
When there's someone (Someone, someone)
By your side to sing along