Loudon Wainwright III
Bill Mason’s Bride
Half an hour till train time and sir
And a fearful dark time, too
Take a look at the switch lights, Tom
Fetch in a stick when you're through
On time? Well, yes, I guess so
She left the last station all right
Bet she'll come around the curve a-flyin'
Bill Mason's on tonight
You know Bill? He's an engineer
Been on the road most of his life
I'll never forget the mornin'
He married himself a wife
Bill hadn't been married an hour
When up come a message from Kress
Orderin' Bill to go down there
And bring out the night express
Maggie sat down by the window
To wait for the night express
And sir, if she hadn't 'a done so
She'd 'a been a widow, I guess
For it must 'a been about midnight
When the mill hands left the Ridge
Down came those drunken devils
And tore off a rail from the bridge
But Maggie heard them workin'
And guessed there was somethin' wrong
And in less than fifteen minutes
Bill's train would be along
She couldn't 'a come here to tell us
A mile, it wouldn't 'a done
So she just grabbed a lantern
And made for the bridge on the run
By God, Bill saw the signal
And he stopped the night express
And he found his Maggie cryin'
On the track in her weddin' dress
Cryin' and laughin' for joy, sir
And holdin' on to the light
Well, here's the train, goodbye sir
Bill Mason's on time tonight