Loudon Wainwright III
Man & Dog
When a man has a dog in the city
A man needs to walk in the park
Take a little stroll by the riverside
Smoke a cigarette there in the dark
Living in the city
Man, living with a dog
When a man has to carry a plastic bag
On his person at all times
When a dog dumps on the side walk
Walking away is a crime
Living in the city
Man walking with a dog
A man likes living in the city
But a man has to find some work
Walking with a dog is a kind of a job
Make you feel like a fool and a jerk
Living in the city
Working like a dog
Work out
Dog likes living in the city
In the city there’s a lot o’ other mutts
Checking in front, checking in back
No ifs, no ands, just butts
Living in the city
Dog checking out a dog
It’s a pretty good way to meet a women
If a women is walking her dog
You just say, “What’s her name?”, “How old is she?”
It’s easy like rolling off a log
Checking out a women
Man acting like a dog
When a man has a fight with a women
A man needs to go for a walk
Walking with a dog is easy
He listens, he don’t talk
Heh
Talking to a dog
Talk to me
Walking with a dog in the winter, in the wind
In the rain, in the snow’s a drag
It’s hard as hell to keep a cigarette lit
And get the shit in a plastic bag
Living in the city
Man walking with a dog
When a man has a dog in the city (City)
A man needs to walk in the park
Take a little stroll by the riverside
Smoke a cigarette there in the dark
Living in the city
Man, living with a dog