Loudon Wainwright III
T.S.D.H.A.V.
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This song don't have a video
So you'll just have to listen
Focus on the audio
The visual is missing
"How'm I gonna get it"
Is probably what you're thinking
Your ears ain't tuned for singing
Without watching lip synching
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You'll have to pay attention
To how the melody might go
And the lyrics I might mention
I know you need distraction
Or else you tend to fidget
When there's no cleavage footage
And not one single midget
(Alright!)
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This song don't have a video
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Use your imagination
Forget about the radio
They won't play it on the station
They're not sure you can grasp it
They don't give you much credit
If you can't see it, you can't hear
So you'll never get it
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I know your ear I'm bending
It's taken seriously though
They're only just pretending
Don't forget to remember that
That is all I'm saying
While watching people faking
Their singing and their playing
(Let's play it hard!)
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